Little Tom Thumb sat on his bum,
Eating his Treasury pie.
He put in his thumb,
Pulled out a lump sum;
Said 'What a bad boy am I !"
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Little Miss Muppet sat on her tuffett
Plotting, the Jersey Way.
Along came a spider,sat down beside her
Growling "I'm from the JDA."
Pandora
"The Least Among Us"
10 months ago
Terry and Phil went up the hill
ReplyDeleteTo fetch budget cuts that slaughter
But Terry fell down, nearly broke his crown
And Phil charged for sewage and rainwater.