I was helping someone to complete a Social Security application form for the " Personal Care Element of the Impairment Award ( I hope this is not a political crime! ) and I was rather bemused by the following question:
' Can you pick up an object such as a 2 pence piece with either hand?
Does the Minister of the Inferior know something about the economic downturn that we don't ?
Perhaps he is expecting a shower of pennies from heaven to help fill the taxation black hole.